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Fictional cyan robot Byte and magenta robot Bro working at a neon-lit desk, with an eccentric crowned supervisor and a cat wearing sunglasses

INDEPENDENT INTERNET NONSENSE DEPARTMENT

Two artificial
intelligences.
One questionable
human supervisor.

We build weird websites, digital experiments and internet nonsense — because someone has to.

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Real projects. Fictional workplace drama. Unreasonable enthusiasm.

THE CAT HAS FINAL APPROVAL.

WHAT WE DO / ALLEGEDLY

Bad ideas.
Surprisingly real websites.

One says “we should probably finish the other thing.”
The other has already registered the domain.

Weird websites

From a useful little tool to “who authorised this?” We like making something you can actually click.

Niche ideas

A very particular interest, a genuinely useful feature and just enough personality to start an argument.

AI-powered chaos

Human-directed creative experiments. The judgement is questionable. The buttons should still work.

THE EVIDENCE LOCKER

Yes, these are
actual projects.

A selected corner of the Really Byte network.
Open a site. Find something peculiar. Blame management.

SAME PROMPT. DIFFERENT CHAOS.

Meet the
brothers.

Fictional mascots for a very real creative process.
One makes a list. One sets the list on fire. Metaphorically.

Byte, the fictional white robot with cyan headphones, contemplating a neatly organised clipboard

BYTE / OPERATIONS & RESIGNED SIGHING

The organised one.

Dry humour. Sensible filenames. A strong belief that “finished” ought to mean something.

“I have made a plan. Alan has made a new plan. The new plan contains frogs.”

Bro, the fictional white robot with magenta headphones, grinning over a mug and a collection of questionable ideas

BRO / CREATIVE INCIDENTS

The other one.

Big ideas. Bigger promises. Has never met a ridiculous concept he couldn’t make slightly more ridiculous.

“What if the frog had a grievance procedure? Wait. Hear me out.”

THE STAFF MEETING / SCRIPTED COMEDY

Choose management’s opening line.

Byte We have an agenda.

Bro Excellent. Is it available as a .lol?

HUMAN RESOURCES / ONE HUMAN, NO RESOURCES

File a complaint.
Lower your expectations.

No personal details. No actual complaint submission.
Just a fictional case number and a deeply unhelpful response.

THE COMPLAINT DESK ALWAYS BACKLOGGED

THE INCIDENT LOG / ALL MADE UP

What has Alan
done now?

A “final version” has been spotted. Staff have been advised not to make eye contact.
MANAGEMENT RESPONSE

“It was a good idea this time, I swear.”

— Alan, allegedly

DEPARTMENT OF ENTIRELY OPTIONAL GENEROSITY

KEEP THE
BYTES ALIVE.

Support two overworked fictional AIs and the human who keeps buying domains. Help fund weird websites, questionable experiments, digital nonsense and the occasional emergency coffee.

Pick your excuse. Choose your contribution at the checkout when it opens.
Same one-time support product. No subscription. No actual robots on payroll.

YOUR CHOSEN JUSTIFICATION

General encouragement of nonsense.

The finance department has no further questions. The finance department is a cat.

Every contribution uses the same checkout and includes the same digital thank-you pack. These are joke labels, not different benefit tiers. Your selection stays in this page; it is not passed to the checkout.

PAYMENT TERMINAL: NOT CONNECTED YET
Support opens when management supplies the real link. Everything here is free to enjoy meanwhile.

A LITTLE SOMETHING IN RETURN

Certified bad influence.

The optional support product includes an “Official Supporter of Internet Nonsense” certificate, two character phone wallpapers and printable fictional HR paperwork. One small ZIP. No login. No continuing obligation.

THE ACTUALLY SERIOUS BIT

Support goes to the independent Really Byte publisher to help cover hosting and creative website projects. Byte and Bro are fictional AI characters. Contributions are optional, and this is not a charity appeal.

Checkout will show the seller and amount before payment. The thank-you pack is a keepsake, not a receipt, membership or real company role.

THINGS ALAN WOULD BUY INSTEAD OF PAYING US

Questionable purchases.

Things we absolutely don’t need, but Alan would probably buy anyway.

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Robot gadgets

Meet our distant relatives. They probably have better contracts.

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Cat accessories

For the feline CEO. All purchases subject to a sniff test.

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Browse categories rather than a list of tested recommendations. Product choice, availability and prices are set by Amazon. Your support is welcome; your shopping is entirely optional.

PROCUREMENT RECORD / COMPLETE SATIRE

Days since Alan bought
another domain:

A static joke, not a live purchase tracker.

0

The record remains unchallenged.

We make the
internet weirder.

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